Little Nero’s Pizza Boy Attacked Outside Chicago Home
Gunfire rang throughout a Chicago suburb as an employee of Little Nero's, a popular pizza chain, was attacked after making a delivery. According the pizza boy, who wished to remain anonymous, the assailant was an agitated ...
Chris Brown Unsure of Who To Punch
Despite the upcoming release of a new album, R&B singer Chris Brown has felt lost recently, as his damaged public image has left him devoid of women to beat. "I have a new album out and ...
James Van Der Beek Unearthed in Archaeological Dig
An archaeological dig in Turkey unburied former teen heartthrob James Van Der Beek, finally revealing where he's been for the past decade. While the goal of the dig was to uncover ruins from the Ottoman Empire, ...
Rogue Wikipedia Editor Has “Field Day” With The Mamas & the Papas
Jumping at the chance to make lewd jokes about rape and incest, a mysterious scofflaw has tormented Wikipedia moderators with his editing of the entry for The Mama & the Papas. Since Mackenzie Phillips has come ...
Analysts Predict Centaurs Will Replace Vampires as Next Tween Craze
With the popularity of vampires peaking, observers of cultural trends have turned to the centaur as the candidate most likely to gallop into the hearts of America’s youth. Citing the success of the Broadway production of ...
Matthew McConaughey: “Even I Have No Idea How To Spell My Last Name.”
The Hollywood Ham: Mr. McConaughey, thanks for joining us. Matthew McConaughey: Well, alright. HH: So I see that you're working -- Wait, are you taking off your shirt? MM: I cannot and will not wait to take ...