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Rogue Wikipedia Editor Has “Field Day” With The Mamas & the Papas

Since Mackenzie Phillips has come forward with details of her relationship with her father, the band’s page has been a hotbed of activity, loaded with bad sexual puns, including changing the name of the page to “The Mamas & The Rapers” and the title of their hit song to “California Semen.” Full Story



Sensitive Actor Zach Braff Feared Dead After Lack of Blog Updates

Since its inception in 2006, Braff regularly updated his blog with captivating entries such as “Hi There” and “My Favorite Songs to Listen to in the Rain,” but has not been heard from in months. Full Story



New Megan Fox Trailer Downloaded, Masturbated to at Astonishing Rate

While auto-ertoticsm is often a taboo subject, the trailer has created a community of masturbators, proud of their accomplishments. Message boards have been filled with users bragging about how many times they masturbated, ranging from 3 to 147 times. Full Story



Pandora Leads Man To Suspect He’s a Homosexual

Music fan Cal Nielsen was left questioning his sexuality after he created a Depeche Mode station on the popular internet radio service, only to find himself rocking out to Soft Cell’s “Tainted Love” hours later. Full Story



Michael Jackson Dead, Facebook Reports

“RIP MJ ILL MISS U,” wrote Facebook user/reporter Jennifer Collins who was on hand at her computer at the King of Pop’s time of death. Full Story



Character Actor Stephen Tobolowsky Mysteriously Tagged in Every Youtube Video



Google Refuses to Show Results For “Scott Bakula Naked”

“I think power’s gone to Google’s head,” said Dawn Jacobs, president and only member of the Star Trek: Enterprise fan club. “They’re trying hoard all the awesomeness.” Full Story



Viral Video Kills 12 in Deadly Outbreak



Music Fan Delighted That Pandora.com Knows He Likes His Guitar Riffs Dirty



Former Child Star Set For Comeback