Brown stated that it’s “been far too long since [he] laid a haymaker into the body of a woman” and would settle for any girl who “knew the deal.”
According to the stadium’s box office, no douchebag or Dave Matthews fan was turned away and all 68,000 seats were occupied by someone wearing a tight polo shirt and plaid shorts from J Crew. Full Story
Music fan Cal Nielsen was left questioning his sexuality after he created a Depeche Mode station on the popular internet radio service, only to find himself rocking out to Soft Cell’s “Tainted Love” hours later. Full Story
“RIP MJ ILL MISS U,” wrote Facebook user/reporter Jennifer Collins who was on hand at her computer at the King of Pop’s time of death. Full Story
The sex change in question was that of Chastity Bono, manly daughter of Cher, not the frontman for the legendary rock outfit. Full Story
The Hollywood Ham: We’re here with Oscar nominated actor- just kidding, Billy Bob — Oscar nominated drummer, Billy Bob Thornton.
Billy Bob Thornton: That makes no sense.
HH: Calm down, Billy Bob. No need to get all “Joaquin” on me.
BBT: What?
HH: Anybody who’s anybody has been comparing your interview on the CBC to Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman.
BBT: That’s the furthest thing from the truth.
HH: Didn’t both interviews take place in crazy town?
BBT: The difference is that Joaquin used to be considered normal. But me, I’m a loose cannon. Always have been. What made you think I wasn’t crazy?
HH: Sling Blade.
BBT: Have you even seen that movie?
HH: The Alamo?
BBT: Would you ask Tom Petty that?
HH: I have.
BBT: What’d he say?
HH: That she’s an American girl.
BBT: Are you trying to outcrazy me?
HH: Is it working?
BBT: No. It’s normal to me. If anything you’re speaking my language. I’m gonna put a tattoo of your face with Angelina’s body on my knuckles. That way when I punch people, they think some fem version of you is coming at them. Rowdy rowdy rah hah.
HH: You win.
The study showed that both Nick and Joe were ranked higher than the lord and savior, while Kevin, the easily forgettable ‘lame older brother’ didn’t even show in the rankings. Full Story
