The pizza boy was also emotionally distressed from the emotional ordeal. “He called me ugly, yellow, and a filthy animal. Plus, the guy was a real cheapskate. Barely left a tip.”

The hedonistic haven, named the Pleasure Paradise Hotel and Casino, will be a welcomed economic boost for Detroit, a city Tannen likens to his hometown of Hill Valley.

“I won’t see this movie no matter how much they cater it to me,” said one hipster. “It’s why I don’t shop at Urban Outfitters.”

Hanging out at a pub discussing the recent dissent in the colonies was none other than period-piece actor extraordinaire Orlando Bloom, who in no way seemed out of place in a past historical era.

Said Damon: “It’s not like I was a crazed, savage when doing it, tearing him apart limb by limb; I just swallowed him whole. That said, let’s go shoot a movie.” Full Story

“It’s ripe for disaster,” said Scott Dynan of the LAPD. “Why would you put a great cop in the twilight of his career with some upstart?” Full Story

Matthew McConaughey graces us with his presence to talk taxes, his last name, and whether or not he’ll put his shirt back on.

“Well that didn’t turn out the way I envisioned it,” said Berg, who later added that he still “sort of liked” the first hour or so. Full Story

Nelson recalled that while in high school, he had trouble separating “christmas” cigarettes from “teach you a lesson by putting this out on your arm” cigarettes, but got over the hang-up after an extremely therapeutic day in detention. Full Story

Since its inception in 2006, Braff regularly updated his blog with captivating entries such as “Hi There” and “My Favorite Songs to Listen to in the Rain,” but has not been heard from in months. Full Story