Van Der Beek dusted himself off and headed toward the camp to grab a glass of water, as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred. Crew members say he slapped a few people on the back, said “thanks, homes,” and walked off. Full Story

For years, TV and Film fans have mistaken the identities of actors Dermot Mulroney and Dylan McDermott. A modern day “Pullman and Paxton,” these dark-haired leading men are often thought of as interchangeable.

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“Most Shawshank fans claim they can watch it from any point and it doesn’t affect the viewing experience,” explained one TNT exec.

“There are no other fans left for him to talk to about this,” said the fan’s wife. “I’m starting to think he’s just putting the phone up to his ear but not actually dialing anyone.”

“I want my fans to know the real me,” said the star of the upcoming The Michael Vick Project. “The guy who goes by the name of Ron Mexico and knowingly transmits an incurable venereal disease.”

“This man made my dream of seeing Erin Andrews naked a reality. Criminal or not, I would never leave him hanging,” said one of the arresting officers.

In the meantime, How I Met Your Mother will be retitled “Don’t Worry, NPH will still guest star,” until it is inevitably cancelled at the end of the season. Full Story

Divorces among Asian couples are up 75% since Gosselin became a fixture in the tabloid scene, with all of the men citing “Asian” as the chief irreconcilable difference. Full Story

For good measure, the veteran late night host also reminded the rapper that his mother was the one person in this world would ever love him unconditionally. Full Story