Old Man From “Home Alone” Says He Didn’t Know He Was in Movie

Local snow shoveler and resident creepy old man, Old Man Marley, was met with a surprise when flipping channels this week. He saw himself on TV in a film unknown to him. Home Alone.

ABC Family kicked off its holiday programming with a showing of Home Alone, the classic Macaulay Culkin film. Marley, a scary old man, had yet to see this uplifting comedy and was shocked to find he had an integral role.

Marley had been oblivious to Home Alone, released in 1990, and its popularity for 18 years.

“I never owned a TV until this year,” Marley admitted. “I had just made enough money from shoveling snow to afford a television set and the first night I turn it on, it’s like I’m looking in a mirror.”

It took Marley nearly a half hour to realize he was not actually looking into a mirror.

“When they showed the reunion I had with my son, I had an inkling something was fishy,” Marley said. The incident in question occurred nearly 19 years ago after a local troublemaker suggested he contact his estranged son.

When questioned about misleading an old man, Home Alone director Chis Columbus did not deny the allegations.

“Yeah, the second unit just started following him around,” Columbus said. “When we realized we could use the footage, we got around having him sign a release form by telling him it was a ’snow shoveling contract.’ That guy loved shoveling snow.”

Since learning of his celebrity status, Marley has given up on his life-long career and has decided to follow his acting aspirations. He’s currently holding out hope that there will be a sequel.

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  1. What kinda bogus crap is this…I’m going for satire.
    The guy was in the movie “Christine” for crying out loud.

  2. ^ surely you are an idiot

  3. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089348/

  4. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089348/ ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok

  5. That’s all kinds of screwed up. I knew Hollywood had its fair share of bastards, but that’s disgusting.

  6. This is the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard… Who ever wrote this is a moron! He has been in like 50 different shows and movies!…just check out his filmography http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089348/
    idiots…

  7. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberts_Blossom

    Roberts Blossom (born January 1, 1924) is an American actor and poet.

    Bartholomew Roberts Blossom (he later dropped his first name professionally) was born in New Haven, Connecticut. He began acting on stage during the 1950s. During the 1960s, he formed Filmstage, a multimedia avante garde theatrical troupe.[1]

    Tall, thin, and with penetrating eyes,[citation needed] he has portrayed authority figures and cantankerous rural types in a variety of film and TV roles. As he grew older, Blossom was often typecast as crazy old men in films such as Home Alone and Christine.

  8. Congrats, jac_at_nac, you’re the reason why tags were invented.