Rogue Wikipedia Editor Has “Field Day” With The Mamas & the Papas
By Dan | September 25th, 2009 | Category: Ham, The WWW |
Jumping at the chance to make lewd jokes about rape and incest, a mysterious scofflaw has tormented Wikipedia moderators with his editing of the entry for The Mama & the Papas.
Since Mackenzie Phillips has come forward with details of her relationship with her father, the band’s page has been a hotbed of activity, loaded with bad sexual puns, including changing the name of the page to “The Mamas & The Rapers” and the title of their hit song to “California Semen.”
While the sophomoric author is unknown, Wikipedia moderators, forced to work overtime and weekends to contain him, actually believe he is not working alone.
“We suspect that maybe he’s got a whole team working on this, from different time zones,” said Eugene Blake, a moderator who acknowledged that this scoundrel has been having a field day with all the material at hand. “Never has a page been updated at such a prolific rate. One time he just placed the phrase ‘daddy sex’ in every sentence, regardless of context or subject matter.”
New findings have led Wikipedia’s investigative team to believe that a 13-year-old boy is responsible for the editing.
“The evidence points to someone who finds rape, misogyny and gay jokes funny,” added Blake, pointing to a paragraph where the author had changed Mackenzie’s gender to male, in order to call John Phillips a “homo.”
“To me, that screams ‘amateur.’ I mean, is he a rapist or a homo? You’ve got to have consistency if you want to dupe us.”


