The Hollywood Ham is a satirical take on the business of show. All the quotes are made up. Fake. I hope you didn’t need to know that.

Dan Abramson is The Hollywood Ham’s founder, editor, photographer, intern, and president. He has written for The Huffington Post, Dickipedia, and Madatoms. In 9th grade, he started a website dedicated to the basketball player and future homophobe Tim Hardaway. It was called “Tribute to Timmy.” It was awesome.

See what the critics are saying about The Hollywood Ham:

“…I accidentally clicked on this website.”
-dumbodrop23, digg user

“…i think it’s like the onion.”
-confused reader

“My mom loves it.”
-Dan Abramson, writer for The Hollywood Ham

“I Love it!”
-Susan Abramson