The Hollywood Ham: Miley, great to have you here. We’ve been fans since we saw your shoulders.

Miley Cyrus: I got in some trouble for that. I blame Annie.

HH: The orphan?

MC: Liebowitz.

HH: Anyway, we asked you here because someone peed in all our cokes. We think it may have been you playing a joke.

MC: What are you saying?

HH: You’re Chinese and you may or may not have played a joke.

MC: I’m not Chinese.

HH: Well, we have some photographs where you look Chinese.

MC: That’s me making a goofy face.

HH: Ohhh, my mistake. Are you saying Asians have goofy faces?

MC: Yes.

HH: I did notice that the one Asian in the picture was not making the face with his hands.

MC: He didn’t need to. I only smushed my face because that’s what they look like.

HH: So you’re just a big racist, right?

MC: I also peed in your coke.

Smith has been unable to speak since last week’s meeting when both he and Spielberg simultaneously looked at each other and said, “I’d love to do a remake of Oldboy!” Quickly realizing the coincidence, Spielberg screamed, “Jinx! Buy Me a Coke.” Click Here For Full Story