The Hollywood Ham: Miley, great to have you here. We’ve been fans since we saw your shoulders.

Miley Cyrus: I got in some trouble for that. I blame Annie.

HH: The orphan?

MC: Liebowitz.

HH: Anyway, we asked you here because someone peed in all our cokes. We think it may have been you playing a joke.

MC: What are you saying?

HH: You’re Chinese and you may or may not have played a joke.

MC: I’m not Chinese.

HH: Well, we have some photographs where you look Chinese.

MC: That’s me making a goofy face.

HH: Ohhh, my mistake. Are you saying Asians have goofy faces?

MC: Yes.

HH: I did notice that the one Asian in the picture was not making the face with his hands.

MC: He didn’t need to. I only smushed my face because that’s what they look like.

HH: So you’re just a big racist, right?

MC: I also peed in your coke.

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After months of speculation, Nickelodeon Studios upset fans of the hit series, “Hannah Montana”, with the announcement that “She’s The Man” star Amanda Bynes will play the famous singer. Upset the most, however, was actress Miley Cyrus. Click Here For Full Story