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Steven Spielberg Caught Bragging About Lifetime Achievement Award

One party-goer overheard Spielberg exclaim, “I want to say ‘I don’t deserve it. That there are so many worthy directors.’ But we all know it. We’ve all seen Jaws. We all know who directed the hell out of that.” Click Here For Full Story



Bored George Lucas Planning On “Remaking Willow or Something.”

Willow has quite the cult following, so I can definitely ruin the memories of a chunk of people by reviving it,” said Lucas. “Let’s start production on Thursday or Friday. If it doesn’t work out, let’s do Howard the Duck or whatever. It’ll be fun.” Click Here For Full Story



Palpatine on Release of New Walkers: “Try Tripping These, Jedi Assholes”



Bar Regular Loses Arm at Neighborhood Cantina