“Look, it’s simple: little girls love ponies and women love bare-chested men, so it follows that centaurs skew young adolescent,” said one analyst. “This thing is going to hit them right in their sweet spot.”

“I don’t know who took those pictures, but they’ll have two big guns coming at them,” added Lautner, referring to his biceps. “My lawyers will also be contacting them shortly with a formal subpoena.” Full Story

The Hollywood Ham: People have been questioning your hygiene lately. How do you feel about that?

Robert Pattinson: Great. Any publicity is good publicity, right?

HH: But they’re calling you smelly.

RP: I don’t feel the need for showering. I’m just going to get dirty again. You don’t wash a dish if you’re about to put food on it, right?

HH: I only use bowls. Are there any shower scenes in New Moon?

RP: No.

HH: Really? You’d think you’d kill two birds with one stone. Give the ladies a gander at the goods. And clear up any non-showering controversy.

RP: I told the director, Chris Weitz, that there’s no way Edward would shower. It’d wash all the shiny glitter off him.

HH: Are there any swimming scenes? A soak’s as good as a shower.

RP: New Moon will be me not showering for 90 minutes.

HH: When was the last time you showered?

RP: I walked in the rain a few weeks ago.

HH: Did you have a bar of soap with you?

RP: Actually yes. But it didn’t do much good under my umbrella.

HH: Shower.

With Catherine Hardwicke stepping down as director for the Twilight sequel, Summit Entertainment had no problem finding her replacement. Helming New Moon, the second chapter in the Twilight series, will be two-time honor roll student Gabby Savoca. Click Here For Full Story

With Twilight’s opening just days away, excitement couldn’t be higher and theaters will be packed. But one of the world’s most famous vampires will not be in the audience.

Count Chocula wants nothing to do with the movie, or it’s depiction of vampires. Click Here For Full Story